Jerseygirl, July 13, 2004, 13:17
Shock and awe.
There is a new game here on the boardwalk called "Wack Saddam Hussein" and another option is "Wack an Iraq" (yes it is misspelt).This is very disturbing to me. My husband and I stared at each other in disbelief and hoped that our oldest daughter would not ask us about it. My feeling is that, while I do understand that there is worse going on in Iraq and we all know what things have been done to rag on our presidents and government, surely we are more civilized and evolved as to not have to start acting the same way as the terrorists that everyone abhors!I think it's disgusting the way some people are acting about all this. Thanks Bush for not only making us a strong nation but a real happy united one as well!   (reply to this post)

Shaka, July 13, 2004, 20:15
In reply to Jerz
Is this game computer, Playstation, X-box or other? :D
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Haunted, July 14, 2004, 07:17
Shaka - "reading comprehension" - mean anything?
Shaka - she said "on the boardwalk" - we live on the shore and there are large boardwalks with games and snacks etc....
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Shaka, July 14, 2004, 10:00
Oopsie
LOL, didn't notice that. Reading too fast.
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banal_commentator, July 9, 2004, 10:14
Burning, banal questions.....
Why does everyone on this site take themselves so fucking seriously!!! What is up with their aversion to jokes??? Why must they all bond over their period cramps??? Must they carry the cross of their lost childhoods 24/7??? Why do I come on this site if I have so much contempt for it???   (reply to this post)

Joe H, July 12, 2004, 10:36
Hypo-crisis?
This is coming from the person who freaks out if someone gives her comments a thumbs-down?
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banal_commentator, July 12, 2004, 10:42
How is that hypocritical?
I'm not insecure about being insecure.
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Haunted, July 12, 2004, 09:29
Because you're banal?
You name speaks for itself......
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banal_commentator, July 12, 2004, 10:40
Hackneyed jokes from Haunted
Umm, how is that a reply or retort to my comment?
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Cpl. Pharma, July 1, 2004, 00:33
Another army tale
This Saturday I was bored, and confined to barracks, so I manage to get into the little catholic church we have here by the window, and i got stark naked(kept my army boots on) and dressed up in ritual priest clothing. After dancing around the place I stumbled into the Cup where they keep the holy bread, thin paper-like wafers, that taste ok if you stuff a bunch into your mouth, and I also found some low-grade wine they use for communion.

The inspection captain finds me wandering around the barracks with a silver cup full of wine, pockets filled with wafers which I was eating like potato chips, blessing fellow soldiers and claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus christ, oops more barracks confinement for me, and I'm in Rome, Italy of all places! I nearly got gang-raped for that, but I'm more crazy and tough than this whole regiment of pussies put together, and reenacted a "chaseing the moneylenders" scene naked except for a long priest pancho-style robe on, yelling"this is the house of god, and you have turned it into a den of thieves" while hurling some dumb southern Italian fuck down the altar stairs. God, I hate these uncouth, insanely religious southern Italian monkeys, the european catholic version of Southern Us bible-bashers, I'm the only one in the regiment that is form northern Italy, and when I'm drunk I'll tell the lot what I think of them, I've sent a few to the hospital, so I don't need to worry about retaliation.
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Joe H, July 1, 2004, 10:34
We need you!
Will you be the General of my Anti-Religion Army?
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pharmaboy, July 1, 2004, 23:41
SURE!!
Where do I sign up?!
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Vicky, July 1, 2004, 06:26
Good on you!!!
LOL!!! Funniest thing I've read in a while...
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Jerseygirl, June 30, 2004, 12:32
I'm lovin it
Great new feature there with the leaves falling and all Jules. "Oh Canada, our home and native land"  (reply to this post)

Joe H, June 30, 2004, 15:03
Then why don't you go back!?
And bring some green leaves with you, please?
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Jerseygirl, July 1, 2004, 12:35
Not One to Spare!
Get your own damn green leaves! Mine are precious unto myself.
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Not Joe H, June 28, 2004, 15:23
Vicky's Poll
You forgot to include an option for "I never have sex," LOL!!  (reply to this post)

Vicky, June 29, 2004, 08:46
I know! : )
I wanted to actually, but I ran out of space! It was damn hard deciding which options to whittle out too, since there were way more than seven originally...

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Joe H, June 28, 2004, 16:01
Actually....
If you're trying to imply that I never have sex, you're not only entirely unoriginal, you're also wrong. I masturbate at least twice a day. It's sex with someone I love!
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Not Joe H, June 28, 2004, 16:25
No Sir
Actually....
I meant to imply no such thing but rather the opposite, hence my name.

So out of curiosity, Oh Joe H do you love Jesus?
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Joe H, June 28, 2004, 16:45
Oh no I don't
I don't even have enough imagination to fantasize about people I haven't slept with, much less a man who died 2,000 years ago.
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Not Joe H, July 2, 2004, 11:51
Joe's "Girlfriend"
Joe keeps a photo of his hand next to his bed. It turns him on.

At the bar, Joe drenches his hand in alcohol. He's getting his date drunk.

Every now and then Joe likes a bit of variety in his sex life. So he jacks off with his other hand.

A month ago, Joe broke two fingers. He hasn't has sex since.
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Not Joe H either, July 3, 2004, 11:30
you forgot:
When Joe feels wants a menage a trois, he uses both hands.
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Joe H, July 2, 2004, 12:07
Hilarious!
Especially the one about drenching my hand in alcohol (but wouldn't that sting?)
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Not Joe H, July 15, 2004, 14:55
No pain....
If your skin is dry it might...but then you're really into S&M, right?
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