JoeH, August 14, 2002, 12:52
dear uncle alf
we want some more new wine!! your words shine in the dark like bat piss in a cave. you're our channel, feeding us the word  (reply to this post)

neez, July 20, 2002, 00:51
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
Dear Alf,

Is the world as we know it, merely some pimply faced alien's high school science project? (remember growing sprouts in a cup)
& do you think he/it will win 1st prize for this mess?  (reply to this post)

Alfswisdom, July 20, 2002, 02:42
THE ANSWER
Well I had this dream last night. In the dream I was Davidito. But seriously, are you just trying to figure out what condition your condition is in? If so consider the parable of the dude, he does not toil in the fields for his white russians, neither does he beg for his weed. But his heavenly father sustains him. Think about it son.
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MoMo Big Island Girl, March 5, 2003, 23:27
My Medicine
Don't take prozac, SMOKE DA HERB. Kona Gold
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VWBabe, July 27, 2002, 16:29
The answer
The Dude Abides!!
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i_am_fsck, August 4, 2002, 12:39
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Or "El Duderino", since very few around here are into the whole brevity thing.
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VWBabe, August 4, 2002, 17:04
Yeah
But he's a perv dude.
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i_am_fsck, August 4, 2002, 18:37
yeah
I know man, I mean fucking a, Donny, fucking a.
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VWBabe, August 4, 2002, 12:51
I don't know man
personally, I'll stick with The Dude or Duder
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neezy, July 20, 2002, 03:56
some more blahblah
"Finding out what condition my condition is in" - Definately..

"Toiling in the fields" - Absolutely! until I make my first million$$. (then I can consider GAMR'ing)

"Beg for his weed" - What a great Idea!! to many fuckers begging off me..
But I'll do it properly. Call my army of musical beggars 'bongs for bongos' perhaps.. just drop your dime bags into the guitar case people..

"his Heavenly Father sustains him" - I guess being 'sustained' in life just ain't good enough is it..?

So as u can clearly see, I had absolutely no point whatsoever..

It's an age old question: is life one big fucked up experiment..? (God,Satan,cults,7*s,paedophilia,& boy bands all included in the same 'system')

I thought maybe the almighty spirits might have had a spare 5 minutes from their busy...eternity to heed the call, & harken unto my unanswerable question..
But then again, they're as much a part of this experiment as anyone else.

But seriously Alf.. please do continue with your davidito dream..
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Jules, November 11, 2001, 10:59
How to translate Alf
To translate Alf's quaint little British expressions, check this British to American dictionary out:

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/search.htmhttp://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/search.htm">http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/search.htm>  (reply to this post)

Jules, November 6, 2001, 21:07
This section...
...has been added against my better judgement, but Alf really wanted his own space. (Anyone who wants a section can have one.) For those of you who are not British, just remember they have their own style of wit. :)  (reply to this post)

Mike, July 22, 2002, 17:04
is this the alf that i think it is?
was alf not one of the fucked in the head, cult leader, child abusers that worked with "mo" to ruin thousands of lives? or is this another Alf?
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JoeH, July 22, 2002, 17:40
no, it's someone else
It's some angry British prick who used to be in the cult.
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