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from monger Sunday, September 22, 2002 - 06:24 (Agree/Disagree?) Sup my homies, aiight?? Yo check it: Me just have a small request going out to all you aspiring wannabes like me and all the DAMN fine artist groupies out there: See, me's never studied no art at all yo, and me was thinking it would be cool if all you whitie boys & wiggas like myself could maybe clue me in on all yo' favorite artist brothas & sistas in the hood. I've mentioned my homeboy Boris a couple times kuzz he's actually my ONLY Brotha In Illustration I can think of that I know by name. No wait...I've also seen a bit of work by His Fuckin' Godness Frank Frazetta (and thanks to the gang here, H.R.Giger too). So, juz list all you's artists you is most passionate 'bout here, and me'll track 'em down good so I can start vibing to some new artistic grooves, if you know what I mean y'all. Bring it! UH! Peace. (reply to this comment)

From monkeyfart Sunday, September 22, 2002, 08:07 (Agree/Disagree?) Sup Ali G!(reply to this comment)

From monger Sunday, September 22, 2002, 08:32 (Agree/Disagree?) Respect! Respect!(reply to this comment)

From monkeyfart Tuesday, September 24, 2002, 01:47 (Agree/Disagree?) Ali G's Sister is pregnant and has a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name ! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew." (reply to this comment)

From monger Tuesday, September 24, 2002, 01:59 (Agree/Disagree?) LOFL!!!!!!! :) Hey have you seen da show where he gets Beckham & Posh Spice on?(reply to this comment)

From monkeyfart Tuesday, September 24, 2002, 01:48 (Agree/Disagree?) Above retrieved from chain e-mail. (reply to this comment)

From Craven so wants a cookie Sunday, September 22, 2002, 13:01 (Agree/Disagree?) "So, when you buy class A drugs how can you ensure that they are of superior quality?" "F.B.........................AAAAAI"(reply to this comment)

From monger Sunday, September 22, 2002, 07:30 (Agree/Disagree?) ...By the way, of course I've heard of names like Vincent van Goh, Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and such -- I'm mostly interested in more recent fantasy-type/modern art, not a list of renaissance painters or anything (but still anything you think is cool is interesting to me). One interesting artist's work I just found is Amy Brown (www.amybrownart.com) -- not NEARLY the same caliber as someone like Giger, but still some cute fantasy art.(reply to this comment)

From faeriraven Tuesday, September 24, 2002, 17:46 (Agree/Disagree?) I love Amy Brown, I have a Faerie Raven picture of hers in my profile... Ofcourse, I'm a faerie freak, so I have a lot of different fantacy type faerie prints from different people up on walls at home...(reply to this comment)

From Craven loves cookies Tuesday, September 24, 2002, 18:26 (Agree/Disagree?) I have a bunch of her work on an online art gallery I run (I 've stopped taking care of it though).(reply to this comment)

From Craven isn't gonna sign in Sunday, September 22, 2002, 12:58 (Agree/Disagree?) What modern painter has been able to leverage the newfound mediums to our-rank Rembrant?(reply to this comment)

From faeriraven Wednesday, September 25, 2002, 09:24 (Agree/Disagree?) I know it's not 'Fantacy Art', but I think I'd have to say Salvador Dali has got to be my favorite artist, some of his work is incredible...(reply to this comment)

From Craven loves Dali Wednesday, September 25, 2002, 11:01 (Agree/Disagree?) I have 2 prints by Dali hanging in my room. "One Second before awakening" and "Soft Construction"(reply to this comment)

From monger Wednesday, September 25, 2002, 09:39 (Agree/Disagree?) I haven't seen much of his art, but yeah I luvv abstract work like his too. Cool stuff. Cheers. :)(reply to this comment)

From monger Sunday, September 22, 2002, 14:16 (Agree/Disagree?) Point taken. :)(reply to this comment)

From monger Sunday, September 22, 2002, 12:37 (Agree/Disagree?) Fantasy/Erotic/Sci-Fi Art Gangbang! Bring it on! Okay okay, so I've been tearing through the web for hours & hours on end on my quest to discover The Ultimate. Mostly I found porn. Every once in a while I found some girly art like Amy Brown mixed in, but mostly I found porn. And no, not just normal, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, hardcore themes like "Sex With Celery"--no no! For some reason my search for fine art kept leading me down paths that always ended in kinky, disturbing themes that just raised the frills of my inner creep in carnal delight, like "Hairier Than Chewbacca" and "Electric Penis--Shocks on Cocks!" But it wasn't all fun and games for me, no don't get me wrong. It was also lots of hard work. Admire me for my courage! Indeed, this tale does have a happy ending, for in time I found some of the coolest f*&^%$# websites I've ever seen! -- http://nomo.homeip.net/ -- This site requires you to log in before you can see anything (it's free), but once you do...DAMN!!! I've hardly ever seen stuff this good in my life. They've got VERY LARGE pictures here from artists that kick so much ass!! The following deities are featured there: Boris Vallejo, Julie Bell, Dorian Cleavenger, Drew Posada, Frank Frazetta, Hajime Sorayama, Joe Jusko, Ken Kelly, Keith Parkinson, Larry Elmore, Luis Royo, Olivia deBerardinis, Patrick Woodroffe, Ricky Carralero, Raul Fernandez, Rodney Matthews, Rowena Morrill, Vincent Segrelles, and Chriss Foss. (I'm really getting a crash course in art here! :] ) Here are 2 other websites I found which both feature TONZZ of damn cool & kinky artists, load a lot faster than that last site, and don't require logging in: -- http://www.fantasticgalleries.com/ -- http://users.pandora.be/eek/Vic/eeksrcom.htm ...All I ask in return for using my love-loaded links above is that you do your part to make the world a better place today by donating 1 blowjob to someone in real need within the next 24 hours. Together we can make a difference! Anyone have any other artists you think we should check out?? Who's your all-time-favorite artist?? Other good art websites?? Tell me tell me! :)(reply to this comment)

from Lance Saturday, September 21, 2002 - 23:05 (Agree/Disagree?) Very kewl! Do you sell your art? I would buy it. (reply to this comment)

From monger Saturday, September 21, 2002, 23:56 (Agree/Disagree?) Thanks man! Nah I never have...but I'm sure it's every wannabe artist's soggy dream to travel the "orb" selling their art in huge galleries infested with scantily clad women straight from Boris Vallejo paintings. I'm no exception, but personally I think the odds of that happening to me are so slim I've got a better chance at becoming Angelina Jolie's personal sex slave (another one of those dreams of mine). :) :P(reply to this comment)

From I still have your sketching spray in my closet Sunday, September 22, 2002, 04:25 (Agree/Disagree?) Dammit, you are one funny little guy! Keep it up, you sexmonger, you. Haha!(reply to this comment)

From monger Sunday, September 22, 2002, 04:45 (Agree/Disagree?) Yes I luv you too Sunny. ;) And feel free to keep it too, just don't get too kinky with it without me. :P Remember, it's just a large, smooth, metallic, long shaft; it's not love!(reply to this comment)