Lancelot

from Free_Dom_Fighter - Friday, August 09, 2002
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No, I am not under the influence of powerful, illegal drugs! :-)

LIKE, ONCE UPON A FAR OFF TIME
Within the land of Camelot
There was a brute but well-known knight
Known by the name “Sir Lancelot”

NOW HE WAS KNOWN A MAN OF WAR
And not some scrawny, geeky snot
But yet he’d rather ride a lass
Than ride to battle fighting Scots

WHEN MEETING GIRLS HE’D WASTE NO TIME
He’d take them straight off to his plot
Then pour the dame a drum of ale
And put his “lance” into her “slot”

YET ALL THE WOMEN LOVED HIM SO
They loved his locks, and loved his cock
They loved the way he’d ride bareback
When off he’d take them for a “trot”

BUT THOUGH SO DEARLY HE WAS LOVED
For all the ways he made them hot
They wished he’d aim his “arrow” straight
Because he often missed the spot

AND WHEN HE WAS AWAY AT WAR
And all his girls were on BOYcott
They’d laugh out loud at how they knew
He was as dumb as a kumquat!

ONE TIME RECALLED WHEN HE CAME HOME
Looking quite drunk and wearing squat
He tried to find Colette to “joust”
But stuck it in an apricot!!

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AND SO THE MORAL OF THIS TALE
In case you cannot see the plot
(Or think that it’s all tommyrot)
Is: “Learn to make sweet love, not war”
... Or else you’ll get a nasty swat!