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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article | from Hanna_Black Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 14:18 (Agree/Disagree?) A blonde is broke and is walking through a park. She looks around and realises there are a lot of kids walking around and thinks to herself, "Hey, I will kidnap a kid for ransom money!" She grabs a kid and pulls him into the bushes. After a few minutes, the kid emerges and runs home. There is a note on his shirt that says "Same time tommorrow, same place too, bring 3 million dollars or you will never see your kid again!" Next day at the same time, the kids shows up with a briefcase. The blonde wannabe kidnapper grabs the suitcase and opens it. sure enough, there are 3 million dollars inside with a note that reads: I am deeply hurt! I never thought that another blonde would do this to me... (reply to this comment)
| | | from Nick Tuesday, November 26, 2002 - 11:34 (Agree/Disagree?) Stuck on an Island Three blondes were stranded on a small island. As they were walking down the beach, they found a lamp. On the side it said, "Rub here for three wishes." As it was getting dark, and there was little in the way of shelter, they decided to rub the lamp, and out popped a Genie: "I will give each of you one wish." The first blonde wishes to become a brunette. She then swims across the lake. The second blonde wishes to become a red head. She gets in a boat and rows across the lake. The third blonde wishes to be a man. He walked across the bridge. (reply to this comment)
| From Kyla Wednesday, November 27, 2002, 08:10 (Agree/Disagree?) Three men are walking down the beach, and they find a lamp. On the side it said, "Rub here for three wishes". After rubbing the lamp, a lovely genie pops out and she says, "Ok, each of you get three wishes." The first guy says, "I wish that I'll be able to do everything very, very well." The genie says, "Oh, what an honourable wish! It is granted." The second man says, "I wish that I'll do everything better than him!" The genie says, "Oh, that's rather petty of you - but very well, your wish is granted." The third man says, "I wish that I can do everything better than every man in the world!" The genie says, "Oh, this is my pleasure!" And she turned him into a woman.(reply to this comment) |
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