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from EWS Thursday, December 12, 2002 - 23:19 (Agree/Disagree?) On the subject of Bin Laden: A Family member told me that recently a "Bin Laden Statement" was released by the group/for the group. Apearantly it discusses whether or not he might be an actual prophet of god!!! Could somebody please tell me what's going on before I get permenant nystagmus. Thanks a mil. (reply to this comment)

From Detractor, but... Friday, December 13, 2002, 06:46 (Agree/Disagree?) I have a hard time believing they could be THAT stupid...(reply to this comment)

From moonmental Friday, December 13, 2002, 06:31 (Agree/Disagree?) you've got to be kidding... (reply to this comment)

from dave Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 17:48 (Agree/Disagree?) This post and the ensuing comments are the funniest I've read all year. (reply to this comment)

From Mixza Thursday, December 12, 2002, 22:54 (Agree/Disagree?) I SECOND THAT NOTION!!! I AM CURRENTLY AT WORK AND I DO BELIEVE MY COLLEAGUES MAY THINK THAT I AM EITHER A-MENTALLY DUSTURBED OR B-READING SOME WEB SITE INSTEAD OF WORKING... (reply to this comment)

from Bin Laden Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 03:55 (Agree/Disagree?) I have turban. I will return it for exchange of 14 nuclear missiles and 2 bimbos. I am getting tired of my goat. If ransom is not payed, I will cut off pieces of turban and post them one at a time. The missiles and bimbos are to be brought directly to my secret hiding place -- the White House basement. Ha Ha! No one have looked here yet. I am not stupid. You cannot trace this message. I must go now. Bush is calling me for lunch. Sallam! (reply to this comment)

From Anthony Wednesday, July 31, 2002, 14:42 (Agree/Disagree?) I have the missiles and am working on the bimbos. Do you like them heavy set? (reply to this comment)

From Bin Laden Wednesday, July 31, 2002, 17:49 (Agree/Disagree?) No, you idiot!! You are not supposed to work on bimbos! Bimbos supposed to work on ME! Never mind the missiles. I can shove a bretzel down Bush's wind pipe any time I like. Send bimbos now! Or my right hand (which is getting very tired) will pull the turban's threads out one by one! I lick a Sallami ... er, no ... Ali cum on Sallami ... er, how do you say again?... ah! ... Alecum Sallam!(reply to this comment)

From Anthony Wednesday, July 31, 2002, 17:54 (Agree/Disagree?) Hey now, it took you years to plan your attack, so I'm sure you can wait a bit longer for this. (reply to this comment)

From Anthony Thursday, August 01, 2002, 23:48 (Agree/Disagree?) OK, you sorry Allah-loving bastard, got a bimbo for you in exchange for my turban. Her name is Karen Zerby, affectionately know to her demented followers as Mama; guess you can show her who papa is. BTW, you do resemble her later husband Berg, except you have darker skin, but you both are insane God-lovers. Can I have my turban back now? (reply to this comment)

From Anthony Saturday, August 03, 2002, 18:49 (Agree/Disagree?) Dude, where's my turban already?(reply to this comment)

From Osama 69 Saturday, August 03, 2002, 19:35 (Agree/Disagree?) a thousand apologies white devil, but it seems my 'chief of cyanide & linen duties' accidently got your turban mixed up in the Whitehouse laundry. Somehow it got in with a load of Bush's purple g-strings. It wasn't pretty. I'm telling you now white devil, You don't want it back! If it'll make you feel better, a couple of my cousins' cousins are thinking of a way to locate this 'Keeran Zerba'. I myself have only seen a few satellite photo's & from what I can see, she is one hot mamma! She will make an execllent wife for me, & possibly cousin Bumdullah. I must leave, Bush & Blair are having sex again. I really should send a tape of this to the good people at 'Al Jazeer'. It's really quite something to watch. (reply to this comment)

From cm Saturday, August 03, 2002, 20:44 (Agree/Disagree?) "White Devil"????...you do not know who you are talking to my brother Anthony is a "Colored Clootie".(reply to this comment)

from Joe Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 13:56 (Agree/Disagree?) Wait! I figured it out! It's not about dave's turban, so much as trying to rediscover the mystical turban that's in all of us. what the mystical turban means I have no idea (reply to this comment)

from dave Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 11:57 (Agree/Disagree?) Spotted!! Turban last seen... Damn, it's gone now. Where did he go? (reply to this comment)

from neez Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 04:20 (Agree/Disagree?) Perhaps a public broadcast on NBC featuring a story on the latest developments in 'satellite turban tracking devices' Do the report Laden style.. wear a full face turban wrap.. make some strange hand gestures.. & hold up a replica of the missing turban, then hold up a mini-nuke... etc..etc (reply to this comment)

from cm Monday, July 29, 2002 - 23:26 (Agree/Disagree?) Tony, your creative writing skills do not seem to have developed as well as your gifted brothers. Surely you can do better than this.????? (reply to this comment)

From Anthony Tuesday, July 30, 2002, 13:48 (Agree/Disagree?) Coxcomb, what section are we in, Creative Writing or Lighten Up? Lighten up already. Perhaps if you were less of a CM (Charter Member) you'd "Be So Happy" once in awhile. I suggest PEG-3350 & Electrolytes solution, just what the doctor ordered. Directions: Drink a large glass full (8 fl. oz.) every 10 minutes for the next 48 hours. And lastly, please do yourself and all of us a favor by not being such a conceited dandy; a fop, thank you. Regards, Anthony (reply to this comment)

From yawnagain Sunday, August 04, 2002, 12:47 (Agree/Disagree?) And perhaps you could do us all a favour by not attempting to utilise every word you come across in your thesaurus in every one of your disturbingly prolific posts.(reply to this comment)

From Anthony Monday, August 12, 2002, 18:07 (Agree/Disagree?) You must be British (favour), oh how I miss the motherland, one day I'll go back. Perhaps, the first place I will visit is Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre in Southwark, London. Interestingly enough, it was not in a thesaurus in which I first came upon the word "coxcomb", 13 years ago, but in Shakespeare’s comedy "The Merry Wives of Windsor", in my opinion it's one of his funniest. I had a "bad habit" of clandestinely reading his plays instead of the "word", a habit for which I would pay dearly a few years later at the hand of David (of German Phoebe)in Switzerland, (wish I knew his legal name). Thanks for reminding me. Regards, Anthony (reply to this comment)

From Anthony Sunday, August 04, 2002, 16:44 (Agree/Disagree?) You seem to be yawning a lot lately, are you getting enough sleep? Perhaps you should spend less time on this website and more time resting with the lord. But then again, given Jesus'new libido, you may not get that much rest. Anyway, get some sleep if you can. Regards, Anthony(reply to this comment)

From Tea Tuesday, July 30, 2002, 02:35 (Agree/Disagree?) ...oh, but it was funny as hell!(reply to this comment)

From cm Tuesday, July 30, 2002, 13:05 (Agree/Disagree?) Hardly Tea, No need to defend your brother--he is a big boy. We both know that was lame as hell. Not one of Tony's finer moments.(reply to this comment)

From Tea Wednesday, July 31, 2002, 16:58 (Agree/Disagree?) ...er, I thought you'd bring that up... please! He hardly needs me to rush to his defense. Lighten Up!(reply to this comment)

From Lance Tuesday, July 30, 2002, 03:13 (Agree/Disagree?) Perhaps this is a "where's waldo" thing and we are supposed to find out where this turbin is?(reply to this comment)