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WORSE THINGS ABOUT BEING A MALE

from EAKae - Friday, July 19, 2002
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Worse Things About Having a Penis!
(I don't have one, but I'm just guessing ;)

1) Your next door neighbors are nuts

2) The only place to get some peace, is an asshole

3) When you lose control, you spit

4) When you get too excited, you vomit


Oh, lighten up already!

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from Anthony
Friday, July 19, 2002 - 17:57

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I will not have my little sister telling lewd jokes.
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From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 18:28

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I heard them from you, big brother!(reply to this comment
From Anthony
Friday, July 19, 2002, 18:55

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I'm going to tell mommy about you. You'll get no pudding tonight.(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 19:34

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I shall never speak to you again.(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 19:03

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I shall never speak to you again. (reply to this comment
From Anthony
Friday, July 19, 2002, 19:13

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You want to bet?(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 19:53

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How much?(reply to this comment
From Anthony
Friday, July 19, 2002, 20:22

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The rest of your sorry life.(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Monday, July 22, 2002, 14:46

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My life is not sorry. I am very happy and I have no regrets. Oh, one: that I was born in the same room you were, to the same mom and dad. Ick!(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 20:26

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Sweetness, your life is shorter than mine. Wouldn't you like to bet on something you will ACTUALLY see in this lifetime? Ha!(reply to this comment
From Anthony
Friday, July 19, 2002, 20:35

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We're not betting on your life, we're betting that you'll never talk to me again, which you did. So, now you owe me your sorry life. I think I can fix it up for you.(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Monday, July 22, 2002, 14:47

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I said that I would never SPEAK to you again, but talking is another thing.(reply to this comment
From Anthony
Monday, July 22, 2002, 14:26

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So now you got this section's moderator to side with you, well you sure know how to play them, don't you little girl?
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From EAKae
Monday, July 22, 2002, 14:44

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Oh, don't be jealous mon ami. I have great people looking out for me, unlike you. I would love to be your sweet younger sister, but you traded the word "brother" for "bastard", a less than equal exchange, I might add.
I'll have to tell YOUR older brothers about you. Oh my! You can pick on me, but I hope you didn't forget that you too my friend, have older brothers. And they will soon hear of your misdeeds.(reply to this comment
From JohnnieWalker
Wednesday, July 24, 2002, 10:35

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Speaking of which, where are your older brothers (David and Tiago)? I'd love to get in contact with them again.(reply to this comment
From dave
Wednesday, July 24, 2002, 12:32

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Hey dude, you can email me at skynode@hotmail.com

Later..(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Wednesday, July 24, 2002, 12:17

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I'm sure they'd love to hear from you too. Why don't you send me some mail (info about you) and I'll pass it on to them. You can e-mail me at krugely@ea.com(reply to this comment
from Joe
Friday, July 19, 2002 - 13:25

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Ok, this article was obviously written by a woman (no offense kelly). The original joke is:

Why it sucks to BE a penis:

Your neighbor's an asshole.

Your best friend's a pussy.

You hang around with two nuts.

You have a hole in the top of your head.

And you throw up when you get excited.

Also, people shove you in dark caves and make you do push-ups till you puke


If you must tell a joke (however stupid and juvenile it may be) please tell it well.
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From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 14:16

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This was not meant to be a joke, dear Joseph.(reply to this comment
From ruffneck
Friday, July 19, 2002, 14:49

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if it wasn't meant to be a joke, then why the footnote of "lighten up already'?
;-D funny stuff
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From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 14:53

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Because Ruffy, it wasn't meant to be a joke between me and my friend Joe.
Love your name, by the way.(reply to this comment
From guywhoknowsruff
Saturday, July 20, 2002, 03:34

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I think this guy ruffneck chose his name because he fancies his neck being hairy like his dog, ruff's (reply to this comment
From Joe
Friday, July 19, 2002, 19:49

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If it was a joke between the two of us, why did you post it online? ;p(reply to this comment
From EAKae
Friday, July 19, 2002, 19:52

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Well, why not? ;#(reply to this comment
from Lance
Friday, July 19, 2002 - 05:56

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yeah, bring on the penis jokes!
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