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Getting Through : Lighten Up
WORSE THINGS ABOUT BEING A MALE | from EAKae - Friday, July 19, 2002 accessed 1732 times Worse Things About Having a Penis! (I don't have one, but I'm just guessing ;) 1) Your next door neighbors are nuts 2) The only place to get some peace, is an asshole 3) When you lose control, you spit 4) When you get too excited, you vomit Oh, lighten up already! |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article | from Anthony Friday, July 19, 2002 - 17:57 (Agree/Disagree?) I will not have my little sister telling lewd jokes. (reply to this comment)
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | From EAKae Monday, July 22, 2002, 14:44 (Agree/Disagree?) Oh, don't be jealous mon ami. I have great people looking out for me, unlike you. I would love to be your sweet younger sister, but you traded the word "brother" for "bastard", a less than equal exchange, I might add. I'll have to tell YOUR older brothers about you. Oh my! You can pick on me, but I hope you didn't forget that you too my friend, have older brothers. And they will soon hear of your misdeeds.(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | from Joe Friday, July 19, 2002 - 13:25 (Agree/Disagree?) Ok, this article was obviously written by a woman (no offense kelly). The original joke is: Why it sucks to BE a penis: Your neighbor's an asshole. Your best friend's a pussy. You hang around with two nuts. You have a hole in the top of your head. And you throw up when you get excited. Also, people shove you in dark caves and make you do push-ups till you puke If you must tell a joke (however stupid and juvenile it may be) please tell it well. (reply to this comment)
| | | | | | | | | | | | | from Lance Friday, July 19, 2002 - 05:56 (Agree/Disagree?) yeah, bring on the penis jokes! (reply to this comment)
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