Watch out for ...WTF??

from thixotropic - Monday, December 17, 2007
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Something that I thought would amuse my fellow cult-declining cult babies. (From: http://catholic-resources.org/Bible/666.htm, which is an odd place to find it, but at least they could find some humor in it without being sent to a Victor Program... I guess?)

A Fun Collection of Beastly Numbers

WARNING: This page should not be viewed by anyone suffering from hexakósioi-hexékonta-hexa-phobia (fear of you-know-what!)




666
Biblical Number of the Beast

660
Approximate Number of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman Numeral of the Beast

665
Number of the Beast's Older Brother

667
Number of the Beast's Younger Sister

664 or 668
Number of the Beast's Next-Door Neighbors

999
Number of the Australian Beast

333
Number of the Semi-Beast (also "Halfway to Hell")

66
Number of the Downsized Beast

6, uh..., I forget
Number of the Blond Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9997856
Number of the Beast on a Pentium

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

X / 666
Beast Common Denominator

0.00150150...
Reciprocal of the Beast

-666
Opposite of the Beast

666i
Imaginary Number of the Beast

6.66 x 102
Scientific Notation of the Beast

25.8069758...
Square Root of the Beast

443556
Square of the Beast

1010011010
Binary Number of the Beast

1232
Octal of the Beast

29A
Hexidecimal of the Beast

2.8235
Log of the Beast

6.5913
Ln of the Beast

1.738 x 10289
Anti-Log of the Beast

00666
Zip Code of the Beast

666@hell.org
E-mail Address of the Beast

www.666.com
Website of the Beast

1-666-666-6666
Phone & FAX Number of the Beast

1-866-666-6666
Toll Free Number of the Beast
(which could also be written 18-666-666-666!)

1-900-666-6666
Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute! (Must be over 6+6+6 years old!)

666-66-6666
Social Security Number of the Beast

Form 10666
Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast

66.6%
Tax Rate of the Beast

6.66%
6-Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
($666 minimum deposit, $666 early withdrawal fee)

$666/hr
Billing Rate of the Beast's Lawyer

$665.95
Retail Price of the Beast

$710.36
Price of the Beast plus 6.66% Sales Tax

$769.95
Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Wal-Mart Price of the Beast (next week $646.66!)

$55.50
Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments

Phillips 666
Gasoline Used by the Beast (regular $6.66/gal)

Route 666
Highway of the Beast (where he gets his kicks!)

666 mph
Speed Limit on the Beast's Highway

6-6-6
Fertilizer of the Beast

666 lb cap
Weight Limit of the Beast

666 Minutes
Weekly News Show about the Beast (airs daily from
Midnight to 11:06 a.m., on Cable Channel 666, of course)

666o F
Oven Temperature for Cooking "Roast Beast"

666k
Retirement Plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66
Word Processor of the Beast

Windows 666
Bill Gates' Personal Beast Operating System

#666666
Font Color of the Beast (the gray in this table, no kidding!)

i66686
CPU of the Beast

666-I
BMW of the Beast

IAM 666
License Plate Number of the Beast

Formula 666
All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast

WD-666
Spray Lubricant of the Beast

DSM-666 (rev)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

66.6 MHz
FM Radio Station of the Beast

666 KHz
AM Radio Station of the Beast

66 for 6
A Beastly Score for an Innings (in cricket)

6 for 66
Bowling Figures of the Beast

6/6/6
Birthday of the Beast (but in which century?)