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Just for laughs

from lisa - Tuesday, August 01, 2006
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I came across this while looking for something else, it made me laugh.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Hells_Truth/hells_truth_warning.htm

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from Rain Child
Sunday, August 13, 2006 - 03:14

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Something else just for laughs...
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=797
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from shikaka
Sunday, August 06, 2006 - 21:58

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lol good stuff. here is an email I sent after viewing the hell page. Im sure I wasted my time, but I got a kick out of it.

Subject: Praise the Lord!
I just viewed your "hell" page, and am finished wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes. Thanks for taking us all back to the middle ages.
I especially enjoyed the breakdown about how many people die every day, and the way you inserted your own demented "factoids", about what percent of them are going to hell, etc. all very logical, from the mentally insane viewpoint.
You seem to fancy yourself a logical, intelligent person, so I ask you: How is it that hell is, in your own words, "a place of darkness", and also "a place of flame"?...doesnt flame give off LIGHT? Just a little bit? Dumbass?
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from Aniki
Friday, August 04, 2006 - 12:32

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That's good entertainment!
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From lisa
Friday, August 04, 2006, 14:53

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I'm glad someone liked it, I was beginning to think I had a really warped sense of humor...actually I do oh well (reply to this comment
From AndyH
Friday, August 04, 2006, 13:52

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But the muslim's are the fanatics. Yep. The muslims.(reply to this comment

from Rain Child
Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 14:50

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Thanks for taking us all back to the middle ages...
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from placebo
Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 06:39

Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5Average visitor agreement is 5 out of 5(Agree/Disagree?)
I can't believe I paused Sufjan Stevens to look at that. Stop wasting my precious time.
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From vixen
Thursday, August 03, 2006, 06:46

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Your comment made a Spice Girls song come into my head, and now I can't get rid of it :-((reply to this comment
From placebo
Thursday, August 03, 2006, 07:58

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uhh sorry,don't know their back catalogue so that was purely coincendental... that Liverpudlian Spice is feisty though innshe`?(reply to this comment
From vixen
Thursday, August 03, 2006, 08:03

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Heh. I only know the lyrics 'cause I saw them on that last ever TOTP earlier this week and for some damn reason they stuck. Feisty, huh? Does that scare you?


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From placebo
Thursday, August 03, 2006, 08:07

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Well I wouldn't take her to meet me gran...(reply to this comment

from Dissonant
Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 22:40

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That was so nifty that I felt compelled to send the maker the following praises in an email:

"Wow, I just got done viewing your web page about hell! The content was the most ridiculous crap I have ever had the misfortune to waste 60 seconds on. But the presentation was inventive. You would probably make a mean halloween page."
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From Kitten
Wednesday, August 02, 2006, 22:47

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That was a wasted email, IMO. You should pray about getting your priorities straight where correspondence is concerned, k?


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from afflick
Wednesday, August 02, 2006 - 14:30

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I just think it is sad. It reminds me of former child star Kirk Cameron's show on Cable, I think it is called "The Way of the Master." In it, Cameron and his co-stars accost people on the street with questions like, "Have you ever lied?" "Have you ever lusted after something you don't have?" "Then you are a sinner and you are going to hell." Working that hard to instill an unnatural fear of the natural human condition is bullying.

These Christians who are so eager to let others around them know there is a hell are doing it because they are so sure they are not going there, and see it as their duty to scare others into Heaven with them. Really, it takes a lot less intelligence and pursuasion to terrify some lost little convert than it does to use logic and reason.

Something very interesting I noticed about professors from an very reputable college I got to know was that they were not dogmatically sure of their position. They were very intelligent and had spent years studying the issues we were discussing, but they were just as eager to hear my viewpoints as to expound on their own. Their example showed me that the truly intelligent don't worry about whether or not you espouse their beliefs but are secure in the knowledge that every issue is complicated and cannot be resolved in one conversation or even one lifetime.
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From loch
Thursday, August 03, 2006, 08:28

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Yep. the "jesus loves u" crap isn't working, so now they're trying the scare factor.

You don't skeer me! ;)(reply to this comment

From lisa
Wednesday, August 02, 2006, 15:43

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I really like that last sentance, 'the truly intelligent don't worry about whether or not you espouse their beliefs but are secure in the knowledge that every issue is complicated and cannot be resolved in one conversation or even one lifetime.'

WEll put(reply to this comment

From vixen
Thursday, August 03, 2006, 13:33

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KELLY, sorry I got all distracted with convo in the chat and forgot to tell you that yes, it would be cool to meet up. Send me an email through my profile, k? (sorry for the off-topic post, everyone)

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