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from vane - Sunday, December 15, 2002
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys. unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.


Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)











Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Clause, the woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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from silver
Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 15:31

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that's just classic..happy christmas to you too
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from Nick
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 10:53

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'Twas the Night Before Christmas...And Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works

I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!

If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason

I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!



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from Nick
Monday, December 16, 2002 - 09:36

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LOL, thats to funny!
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