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Getting Support : Speaking Out
People are so ignorant and still follow the uknown | from MM - Thursday, November 03, 2005
accessed 1557 times I still haven’t realized how can people be so ignorant and not SEE, this not only gets in my nerves but it pisses me off.
I don’t have contact with the COG for quite a while but I go on there site I go insane with all the CRAP. Like for instance any one in the Loving Jesus mood??
Well here goes. 55 Reasons to Love Jesus Intimately
(Extracted from GN 1148 : Our Patient Lover Questions and Answers on Loving Jesus By Maria FD/MM/FM 3559 8/05 FD/MM/FM)
1. Because it's a matter of obedience. Jesus has asked it of us.
2. Because it's a chance for us to do something for Jesus that He really wants and needs. It's an expression of our love for the One Who has given us everything.
3. Because it makes Jesus happy and supplies His need for love. He needs us and desires us as His Bride, His lover. He wishes to be loved in a more intimate way. He has requested this love and deeper relationship. He wants us to be in love with Him as He is with us.
4. It's a test of our yieldedness. Practicing it is an indication that we're yielding to Him and want to stay close and be strengthened.
5. It will help us to easily be able to flow with future moves of the spirit.
6. We will have a closer relationship with Jesus.
7. To receive the greater protection He has promised.
8. To have full anointing and power for today.
9. You will be more encouraged and less discouraged.
10. It helps us be a greater encouragement to others.
11. It will enable us to do a better job for Jesus.
12. We will be used in greater ways, and able to accomplish more with effortless ease.
13. You will have more faith to come boldly before the Lord and claim what you need.
14. We will receive greater and more miraculous answers to our prayers. We will have physical blessings as wellgreat supply and abundance, great provision.
15. To be better prepared for the future, for the great battles and struggles in the dark days to come. It is training for the days to come.
16. It will prepare us to be mighty witnesses in the Endtime.
17. It's preparing us to do miracles and wonders in the Endtime.
18. We will become more finely attuned to people's needs and how to reach them with the Lord's love. We'll be better and more effective witnesses, with a more sincere connection with people. We will be able to make more of a difference in their lives.
19. It will help us to bear more fruit, both now and in the future.
It will help us to win more souls.
It will help us to have more fruitful follow-up.
20. We will become a sample to the world of Christians who have the love of God, and who give that love to one another.
21. We will have in our hands the elixir of God's love to heal broken hearts.
22. It will help us preempt the Enemy's attacks.
23. We'll be better able to withstand the evils that the Enemy will throw at us.
24. It makes battles easier to fight and to overcome.
25. It strengthens our connection with Jesus so that it'll hold through any test.
26. It dispels the doubts of the Enemy.
27. It makes the Devil flee. He hates to hear your love words to Jesus.
28. It's the way to have full blessings, benefits, strength, and help in the final battle, and to be privy to all of Jesus' Words, instructions and training.
29. Our lives will change for the better as we grow spiritually and get more connected to Jesus.
30. The Lord will lead us to new heights and new places, new horizons that we've not even dreamed of.
31. There is a lover's training and blessings reserved for those who choose to lie with Jesus in the bed of love.
32. We'll be further ahead in our growth and training when we get to Heaven.
33. We get to know and understand Jesus better, and His Word and His mind and His thoughts. We will be more like Jesus, thinking His thoughts, reacting as He reacts, feeling and loving as He feels and loves.
34. We will have the grace to make any difficult decisions that may come our way.
35. We'll have greater peace and confidence that no matter what, because He's our Husband and He loves us so greatly, we'll know we're in His hands and His care and we don't have to worry.
36. You will have a greater desire to hear from the Lord in prophecy and receive the personalized instruction and shepherding He has for you.
37. You will have greater clarity and yieldedness in hearing from Heaven. Loving Jesus intimately strengthens your channel. A clear and yielded channel is a manifestation of the strength and beauty that comes from loving Jesus.
38. You will recognize His voice, sense the direction He's leading, and discern His will more easily and clearly.
39. It stretches our faith, which is good for us.
40. It sets us apart, as well as keeps us separate from the Church system.
41. We will be renewed.
42. It gives us greater joy.
43. It makes our burdens lighter.
44. It opens the door to full possession.
45. It's humbling, and frees us from pride.
46. It's a declaration of our faith.
47. It makes Jesus proud of us.
48. It's the best for us, and will make us happiest and most fulfilled.
49. It unifies the Family, as we do it together. And this very unity will be the secret to our greater strength and power in the days to come.
50. It gives you greater love, respect and trust for your brothers and sisters.
51. It gives us greater spiritual freedom.
52. It prepares us to be Jesus' hot, free, radical, alive and vibrant bride of the End.
53. It gives us greater authority in the spiritual realm.
54. It enhances the use of our other spiritual weapons.
55. It opens the door to special treasures and privileges of the spirit world.
So were does this leave us at? People supposedly SMART haven’t got the point yet... this is such a bull.... well I pray for their souls. One of my relatives told me that they have another kid, I don’t know but all I see is that I hope he does not come out at fucked up as me. |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article |  from Bones
Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - 13:33
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OMFG,
Iv'e been out for 18 years and theyr'e are still saying the same crap. It's amazing! God damn I love my life.
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| from Be ye healed!
Monday, November 14, 2005 - 15:57
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http://rumors.tmmnet.com/onlinehealing/
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| from cheeks
Sunday, November 13, 2005 - 16:11
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Seeing they are not allowed to FF anymore it is one way to spice up their love life. I guess the missionary position gets old after awhile. Also the women are all ragged out after having so many kids.
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| from SeanSwede
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 - 23:05
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humpf...I think I`m gonna be sick!
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Friday, November 04, 2005 - 18:06
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Jesus + Berg + Zerby = Ham Berg er
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| from Baxter
Friday, November 04, 2005 - 14:42
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What I find quite interesting is the degree to which they have humanised their deity. Jesus needs love and obedience. It's all like one long fucking Fruedian slip.
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| | | | | | | from moon beam
Friday, November 04, 2005 - 07:11
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Oh Zerb! You are getting sloppy-Berg at least tried to twist some scripture and had some references after each quote.
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| from MegaGroan
Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 20:05
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I thought this one was especially funny:
"13. You will have more faith to come boldly before the Lord and claim what you need."
No kidding, I can just imagine: "Listen Jesus, we've been blowing you in the spirit all afternoon and it's time you came up with the rent money already!"
Just get a JOB you damn lazy hippies!
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| | | | from mia1hatesFTTS
Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 19:46
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ahhhhhhhh
take a fork to my eyes!!!!! take a steel rod to my ears!!! may the tongue that ever praised his name be burned by the fires of hell!! may the loving jesus songs that still premeate my brain cause me unbearable pain!!!! may the sound of vas voice be forever jammed in the anus of the almighty never to see a sunrise again!!!! damn the fucking loving jesus revolution!!!
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| | | | from Oh (na)No!
Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 19:45
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Here are a few claims that really crack me up. I had to stop myself from copying because none of them are very unfunny. Here we go.
By masturbating to Jesus:
"14. We will receive greater and more miraculous answers to our prayers. We will have physical blessings as wellgreat supply and abundance, great provision."
Umm, how about just being more ambitious and jacking off less?
"15. To be better prepared for the future, for the great battles and struggles in the dark days to come. It is training for the days to come."
I totally see how that works. My masturbating, we train to...masturbate? Ok, no I don't get it.
"16. It will prepare us to be mighty witnesses in the Endtime."
Witnesses of what, precisely?
"17. It's preparing us to do miracles and wonders in the Endtime."
Miracles and wonders of what, precisely? I can see the headlines: "Man performs feats of masturbation resulting in unbelievable [obscene image deleted]"
"18. We will become more finely attuned to people's needs and how to reach them with the Lord's love. We'll be better and more effective witnesses, with a more sincere connection with people. We will be able to make more of a difference in their lives."
What the world needs now, is wank, sweet wank, it's the only thing that there's just too little of.
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Thursday, November 03, 2005, 23:08
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What's sort of amazing is that this LJR has been going on for 10 YEARS!!! And they still need to hard sell it to the skeptical!! And they still need to go on and on about what wanking will do in the future. It is more or less an admission that 10 years of wanking have accomplished precious little.
F***ing unbelievable. This is serious Groundhog Day stuff. (reply to this comment) |
| | | | | from Big Sister
Thursday, November 03, 2005 - 19:09
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Just for the record, and to enlighten all of us who just don't know, can you please explain in detail what "loving Jesus intimately" entails? I know I am going to be sorry to hear the answer to this question!
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| | | | From thinker711
Friday, November 11, 2005, 11:50
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The media should cover some of this stuff. They make Jesus out to be some sex-crazed, kinky pornstar.
- I crave You, Jesus. I'm hot for You! My legs are spread to receive Your penis! Enter into me! Give me Your seeds.
- I'm desperate for Your big, hard penis! I crave it, because I want Your seeds.
- Fuck me long and hard and deep. I want to feel You in the very heart of me. Longer, harder, deeper!
- I want to suck Your penis. I want to suck Your seeds!
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