On Guard! The Anthony Series Pt. 2

from Jerseygirl - Friday, March 05, 2004
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By Moses Jersy

(Moses Jersy was told how one of our top guys was doing a lot of drinking and generally being very foolish and worldly, indulging in silly rants and comments about movies and such. Moses Jersy flew into a devilish rage and had the following to say: )

GBY son. I know you’ve been really trying to work on the various areas that I’ve been pointing out to you lately. But seriously, what the fuck? Drinking? Movies? Foolishness? The times are evil son! There is a vicious fight in the spirit being waged right now! We have such serious matters at hand and some of our people are working round the clock to put an end to the evil forces of the cult. I wonder what the hell you’re thinking asking us about Quentin Tarantino and Kill Bill and the like?! Goodnight! It’s not enough that you haven’t been fucking Jesus lately but now you seem to be getting distracted with worldliness! What kind of sample is that to the sheep son? In one unguarded moment you could end up stabbing Albatross as he tries to cook you dinner! (weeps at that thought)

TYL! PTL! Maybe making light hearted comments and generally avoiding the real issues of the war on the cult is the result of your problem with drinking too much. (Or that other problem I already prayed for, that of you being too hot for your own good) We made alcohol limits for a reason son! Is 8oz not enough for you?! Do you need more??!!

Well I do love you son (not really) and I know that you are going to do better! AA can help you! You just have to call out for it! As many as I love I harass and tease and write silly emails to. Come here son, (hugs Anthony) Keep fighting and hanging in there! (short, shriveled, and a little to the left)

Jerz