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Getting Real : Speak your peace
PETER AMSTERDAM RETREATS!!! | from JudasChrist - Friday, February 07, 2003 accessed 2173 times "I'm sick of being the bitch in this so-called relationship". Peter shouts at the criminally insane charismatic cult leader known as Maria. "You've reamed me long enough! I shan't bend down anymore! I should have left when my favorite butt-buddie (Grant..aka..Gary), left, and started his own off-shoot"! "I love you, God loves you, and here's a word from Dad..." Maria responds gently in her signature Bullshit, "WS, DTD", style voice. "No!" Sister Amsterdam shouts, as he stands at attention before the large glass window, outside Zerby's (Maria's), Dallas ranch. "Prophecies are all lies, for years you had Apollos, myself, and countless AIDS and Herpes infested WS Staff write your acid-induced ramblings. Now It's my turn! I'm in charge...I'm big poppa. Hand me that bong!" he shouts as he grabs the long glass object from the addicted, bleeding Cult-Whore. "Oh Peter..." Zerby Sobs. "Don't 'Oh Peter' me"!!! "Narcotics have been the sole reason behind the cults existence, hasn't it? Leary and Berg were Frat brothers weren't they? You Whore! I found the letter the fop recently wrote you. He's not dead, just in hiding. And I found evidence that the latter part of my name is derived from the city in which he resides...AMSTERDAM". "But Peter there's an explanation". She whines back. "There better damn-well be one"!!!! Peter snaps back, then slumps on the sofa in the nook. Maria then summons Sharon, a lonely house-bitch that "handles" Peter in his FREQUENT Alcaholic fits of rage, for her voice is like a harp. "Look", Zerby whispers; as she points to a quarter-full bottle of Bacardi. "He's an Alien/Human Hybrid...That stuff will kill him....We can still use his controling powers"... To Be continued..... |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article | from ape Wednesday, February 19, 2003 - 15:05 (Agree/Disagree?) nice one bro..sharon sends her love :) (reply to this comment)
| from Alyssa Monday, February 10, 2003 - 16:43 (Agree/Disagree?) Damn it Stacy (Judas). You write so well, its real funny as well. good luck with the Psychology...Masters too uh? you can do it, you stopped emailing me.Why? I see you are in school, as Am I, any how. the funniest thing about what you wrote is that it's MOST PROBABLY true. Please STAY my Chocolate Thunder...?!!!! Okay? Hee-Hee. The only reason I wrote a reply to your article is because I knew U'd eventually check the feed-back, and that your hrdly ever on, because like you I also stay away and hate this site, but my sis goes on sometimes. love ya' RAWK...(Get the New Dimmu-Borgir)? (reply to this comment)
| From JudasChrist Monday, February 10, 2003, 16:48 (Agree/Disagree?) Hey...Still in school huh? Cool. Um, ya got the Borgir, some Grave, Nile and The Berzerker. DAmn the Berzerker's hot, as well as NILE (who got MANY awards this year, best album art, cover, musician etcc), um. I got the Death "Live In LA" DVD. (Hail Chuck), and Grave, Immolation, Behemoth, A collection of Bach, got my Nile and Berzerker autographed, got the Emperial Live Ceremony by my favorite and THE BEST band that WAS..EMPEROR, and more..U know my email, write me there... RAWK.(reply to this comment) |
| | from dave Monday, February 10, 2003 - 01:28 (Agree/Disagree?) Good one!! (reply to this comment)
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