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Getting On : All My Politics
About the Jingle bells pole | from SeanSwede - Saturday, December 16, 2006 accessed 2037 times Christmas is actually a heathen festival. Its original name is Jule or Jul in different countries. Here in Scandinavia we still call it Jul "TG". The Christians have always been good at being "copycats" in a lot of their traditions. Take the friggin`cross for instance. Its a freakin`heathen symbol for f... sake. Its Thor's Hammer you numb nuts! Dig into into the history books before you start believing in your "black book" bible before you start taking your vows for symbols. By the way, didn't the 10 commandments say that you weren't supposed to have any graven images? Yeah so friggin`right up in your friggin` faces ya`losers. lol! |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article | from Oddman Monday, January 01, 2007 - 00:43 (Agree/Disagree?) Thank you everyone for participating in the Jingle bells poll (Or was it pole?). Thank you Sean for the free advertisment. Got a good number of votes, and well balanced results. If we take the results at face value, the vast majority did celebrate or party for one reason or another, and the majority did so for non-religious reasons. Good to see most of us can still enjoy the jolly season. Oh, and happy new year. (reply to this comment)
| from perchance Friday, December 22, 2006 - 22:24 (Agree/Disagree?) Is the jingle bells pole a special stage that your favorite uh, gentlemen's club sets up for x-mas? (reply to this comment)
| from 163157154145155156 Friday, December 22, 2006 - 15:18 (Agree/Disagree?) Oh yeah, "Happy Festivus" to all of you. May your festivities be festive this season. (reply to this comment)
| From Voddman Friday, December 22, 2006, 17:16 (Agree/Disagree?) I'm afraid my festivus festivities will be rather restive, considering the visive vacancy of my pockets. Fervent votive prayers for funding have proved most void of result, therefore my desitive is to be costive rather than vagarious, enjoying vicarious pleasures derived solely from the vestige of verbal visitations by my voluble vandari mates. Valiantly, I vivify my very being, venturing beyond the vexation of vacant accounts by resolving to villify such vanity as vain villity. Damn, this is tougher than I thought. Feck it. I have a credit card.(reply to this comment) |
| | | | from 163157154145155156 Friday, December 22, 2006 - 14:53 (Agree/Disagree?) Terrible stuff Sean. While I agree with your premise, it would have been much better if not written with such "smugness". (reply to this comment)
| from Enough already!!! Wednesday, December 20, 2006 - 03:00 (Agree/Disagree?) Sean, just stop trying to justify your sinister urge to go on a killing spree of Christians and just do it! Get yourself a shotgun and go wild in your local church! Just cut out these tired diatribes about the stupidity of Christians, coz they got old a decade ago!! You think all Christians are stupid, and you can't help but remind the world how much smarter you are! (reply to this comment)
| | | From Oddman Friday, December 22, 2006, 17:52 (Agree/Disagree?) Sean. I know we've rarely held the same position on any issue, so I'm prefacing this comment with the confirmation that I am not picking you out in any way. You'll have to accept that I'm a sarcastic and cynical bastard. If I see a gap, I'm gonna pitch. That's me. I'm also at times, brutally blunt. But I don't want to start a argument here, and I'm not trying to get personal. I agree, we don't want to hear from TFI sympathisers, and most of us are probably not keen on hearing from pro-religion evangelicals. But do you have to label and dismiss every religion leaning comment, (or any contrary opinion for that matter) as the foolish rantings of a cult member? It's only fair that both opinions are heard. An opinion cannot be properly dismissed until it's been heard, digested, analyzed, and understood. A "I see where you're coming from, but I disagree because..." is generally better received than a "You don't agree with me, so you must be a cult zombie, therefore I'm not even considering your view, because it's not agreeing with mine". Isn't the fact that even an unpopular opinion can be raised what makes this community different from TF? Although you do have a helpless penchant for stating the obvious, and on occasion veer to the ridiculous extreme, you do make some valid points. It's such a waste that even your valid opinions are overlooked, because of your writing style, which at times is absolutely condescending, authoritative, arrogant, narrow-minded, and crass. Remember the tale of the sun and the wind. Don't blow us away if you want us to take the coats off and discuss your article, instead of discussing you. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.(reply to this comment) |
| | from openmind Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 22:51 (Agree/Disagree?) and... speaking of xmas songs... here's an all time favorite: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED 1. Schizophrenia --- Do I Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 11. Psychotic disorder -– Joy to the world, I hate you all, (reply to this comment)
| | | | | from Phoenixkidd Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 12:19 (Agree/Disagree?) Sean, on second thought, you and all the rest of you here should like at this: http://tribes.tribe.net/189be8fb-b353-4620-8fd7-812104a604b6 It's an open forum where you can post anything you want to make fun of Fundemental Christians, we had a few on there and it was absolutely hysterical to hear how closed-minded some of these fundies are. (reply to this comment)
| from sar Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 06:59 (Agree/Disagree?) Why was this article posted in All My Politics? Wouldn't it have fit better under, Education, Pop culture, Faith, or Speak your peace? (reply to this comment)
| | | From Ne Oublie Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 10:13 (Agree/Disagree?) It does raise the question of how people tend to navigate this site? I have my Favourites link take me directly to the New Content page, and almost never actually use the top menu to find topics to read or comment on, unless I'm searching for a specific (old) article, in which case I'll either do a search or look it up through the profile of the person who posted the article - if I remember who it was.(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | from God is just Monday, December 18, 2006 - 15:15 (Agree/Disagree?) http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-1381571498257958362&q=jordan+maxwell (reply to this comment)
| | | From AnnaH Monday, December 18, 2006, 16:08 (Agree/Disagree?) You stole 30 minutes of life and I want them back. Since that documentary(and I use the term loosely) failed to make a clear point would you mind telling me what your's was in posting this? Because all I saw was 5 minutes of obscure facts scattered with awful music and meaningless imagery of people praying. I can't even tell it was for or against religion. (reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | | | from Monday, December 18, 2006 - 13:59 (Agree/Disagree?) http://jdstone.org/cr/files/xmas/achristianholidaysong.html Season greetings! (reply to this comment)
| from ange Monday, December 18, 2006 - 13:00 (Agree/Disagree?) Did anyone watch "The Trouble With Atheism" narrated by Rod Liddle on Channel Four in the UK tonight? It was pretty interesting, although it seems to me that Channel Four have a bit of a fetish of interviewing American nutjobs. There are always reactionaries in the US. I loved the review in the Radio Times too that said "the funniest part is when Liddle attacks Darwinism by saying that the theory of natural selection is "getting on a bit; it's 147 years old", as if longevity should count against science. Goodness, we'd better ditch Newton's laws then - they are well past their sell-by date. And as for Pythagoras..." (reply to this comment)
| | | from Phoenixkidd Monday, December 18, 2006 - 10:52 (Agree/Disagree?) Guys I really think we need to give Sean a break. He has a valid point, it's just something we already know. Christmas is associated with many old religions from all over Europe and the Mid-East. AKA Mid winter solstice, Thor, Celebrations of virginity and virility etc....Let the poor Norseman alone!! (reply to this comment)
| from Ne Oublie Monday, December 18, 2006 - 08:05 (Agree/Disagree?) I take it you are referring to the "Jingle bells POLL" - or is there some pagan pole symbolism I'm missing out on? (reply to this comment)
| from Monday, December 18, 2006 - 03:48 (Agree/Disagree?) Anyone remember that caption on that photo in "The Book of Rememberance" where the dude says "I've got a fishing pole" and she says "Well turn around, cuz I've got a fishing hole" or something like that? These aren't things I like remembering, but the comments on here trigger all sorts of horrific memories. (reply to this comment)
| from Kennyskiller Monday, December 18, 2006 - 03:35 (Agree/Disagree?) Pole??? lol! I've got a "jingle bells-pole" too... (reply to this comment)
| from Deedeedee Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 13:17 (Agree/Disagree?) What the fuck does this have to do with Oddman's poll? Why didn't you come up with your own title instead of leeching off someone else's fame? (reply to this comment)
| | | from The Amazing Mr blunden Sunday, December 17, 2006 - 03:19 (Agree/Disagree?) [Removed by Admin] (reply to this comment)
| | | | | | | from openmind Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 23:23 (Agree/Disagree?) actually christmas was estabilshed as an excuse for people to drink and party ... and while they're with friends at the pub they've got a discussion topic i.e. which day did the christians mimic for christmas? the pub scene in scandinavia would usually be the following: Thorbjorg: "Did you guys know that the cross is actually mimicing Thors hammer?" Gunford: "Actually, it must have been those English nuns that we raped in our recent pillaging trip... they coppied it from the split ends in my beard" Bjorn: "Guys, I know... let's ask Seanswede he always knows best" (reply to this comment)
| from Moronic Minimee Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 19:07 (Agree/Disagree?) What do these things have in common? Rocky The Alien Friday 13th Starwars Zombies, any kind Cockroaches in my kitchen Seanswede's articles They start off silly but cute, suck the second time, stubbornly refuse to die, and eventually take it too far and become really lame. (reply to this comment)
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| | | | | From Samuel Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 05:40 (Agree/Disagree?) I agree. Symbols mean different things to different people. There are people that say the Statue of Librety is a pagan symbol. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I really don't care because to me it isn't. To me it's a symbol of peace and freedom, and when I look out of a plane window and see it it tells me that we're landing in the right city and I'm on my way home.(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | From Oddman Monday, December 18, 2006, 00:25 (Agree/Disagree?) I prefer Greek mythology to Norse mythology. Thor Vs. Hercules. Thor the mighty son of Woden rides a chariot pulled by goats, fights with a hammer, and is powerless without his power belt. He sometimes eats his chariot pulling goats, then resurrects them when he needs to travel. Hercules the illegitimate child of Zeus kills snakes as a baby in a crib, kills his music teacher, kills practically everybody else too, kills practically everyfuckingthing else. Hercules fucks the 50 daughters of Thespius in one night. One night! He attempts to impregnate them, which must mean he ejaculates 50 times in one night. Let's say it was from 6pm to 6am. He has to fuck for 10 minutes, take a 4 minute break, and fuck again, without breaking pace, for 12 hours. Could Thor do that? Holy studness! Amazing performance, even for a demi-god. Yeah, Hercules was half human. Jesus wasn't the only son of man mongrel deity after all. (reply to this comment) |
| | | | From Oddman Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 02:36 (Agree/Disagree?) The gospel according to wikipedia. Thor travels in a chariot drawn by the goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr and with his servant and messenger Ţjálfi and his sister Röskva. The skaldic poem Haustlöng relates that the earth was scorched and the mountains cracked as Thor travelled in his wagon. According to the Prose Edda, when Thor is hungry he can roast the goats for a meal. When he wants to continue his travels, Thor only needs to touch the remains of the goats and they will be instantly restored to full health to resume their duties, assuming that the bones have not been broken. Thor owns a short-handled war hammer, Mjolnir, which, when thrown at a target, returns magically to the owner. To wield Mjölnir, Thor wears the belt Megingjord, which boosts the wearer's strength and a pair of special iron gloves to lift the hammer. Thor apparantly features in these cool stories. Gylfaginning Grímnismál Hymiskviđa Ţrymskviđa Alvíssmál Lokasenna Völuspá Njáls saga Gautreks saga Eiríksmál Ragnarsdrápa Eyrbyggja saga Húsdrápa Kjalnesinga saga Haustlöng Fóstbrśđra saga Fljótsdćla saga Hallfređar saga Heimskringla Landnámabók Flateyjarbók Gesta Danorum Nordendorf fibula(reply to this comment) |
| | | | | | | | | | from sar Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 16:53 (Agree/Disagree?) heeheehee, awe bless. You know Santa aint really real either hun. (reply to this comment)
| from live and let live Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 15:35 (Agree/Disagree?) Sean, do you think others beneath you for not believing the way you do? Because it sure seems like it. You intolerance of christianity is reminescent of the christians intollerance for others of a different religious opinion. Who really gives a damn what anyone else believes in. In the end we are all flesh and blood anyway and when we die how will it matter what we believed in? As for me I dont know what I believe half the time but if you want to be an atheist thats fine with me just please reserve the right for me to believe in whatever I choose. (reply to this comment)
| | | | | | | from Rain Child Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 15:05 (Agree/Disagree?) Who are you talking to Sean? EVERYONE including the Family knows that Christmas was originally a heathen festival, Winter Solstice, Yuletide, several other words for what it was, a celebration of the Evergreen, etc. And Easter was the original festival of fertility, the rabbits and eggs symbolising that. Why are you so obsessed with paganism? (I'm assuming that long list of links on the other thread was yours too) Anyway, we all know, but some of us happen to enjoy presents, tradition, family and fun, some of us hate the commercialism, some of us just want an excuse to party, and some of us probably couldn't care less. Hey..maybe that's why someone did a poll! (reply to this comment)
| from Saturday, December 16, 2006 - 14:59 (Agree/Disagree?) Honey, I'm not a christian I dont believe in the bible but the cross aint Thor's hammer....you're funny! (reply to this comment)
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