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Getting Out : Seeking Justice
Bring on the Clones! | from WickedWhisper - Sunday, December 29, 2002 accessed 1532 times Revenge? By now everyone's heard of the french cloning cult. I just thought of a way this could work to our advantage. First, we make a concerted effort to obtain DNA from Zerby, Peter, Mark etc, and of course, Berg himself (From the corpse) Then we clone them, and raise them in their own little made-to-order cult, complete with an idiotic belief system, victor programs and overcooked, rubbery scrambled eggs every morning. Also, we could write a bunch of stupid, sappy platitudes, divide them up into verses and make them memorize a whole bunch every week or else no movie. I think this would give me a great sense of closure. |
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Reader's comments on this article Add a new comment on this article | from meg Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 09:41 (Agree/Disagree?) could we add malasian joan to the list? (reply to this comment)
| from Heh, heh heh Thursday, January 09, 2003 - 02:45 (Agree/Disagree?) Of course, even if they DO memorise their assignment on time, the only movie they'll be alowed to watch will be "Pollyanna" which they will have to write a different reaction to every time they see it. (reply to this comment)
| from Mack Monday, January 06, 2003 - 04:12 (Agree/Disagree?) Dude, that would be perfect. You are too funny. I love the idea! (reply to this comment)
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